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Posted on 23rd Sep at 7:59 PM, with 381,249 notes

satans-advocate:

sext: i want to pay bills and share household duties and approach our late 20’s in a financially and emotionally stable way with you

Posted on 23rd Sep at 7:49 PM, with 83,722 notes

iamlionqueen:

This is so fucking cute. Please stop. It makes my heart hurt why am I crying

Posted on 23rd Sep at 6:57 PM, with 1,516 notes
"A stab — no, a frantic machete swipe — at comedy that only date-rapists, racists and sociopaths could love, the persistently ugly “Not Cool” begins with rapid-fire gags about overweight, undersexed losers; coitus with vegetables; loose bowels, rivers of puke and slut-shaming. And the film finds a way to tumble downhill from there."
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