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So there is this show that I’ve gotten into called the colony. It is a reality tv show on discovery channel that takes ten people and throws them into a post apocalyptic world to see if they could survive.
This is what I spent my day doing: My boyfriend and I built a fort for shelter, ate rations of chef boyarde and ramen noodles, and watched all of season one of the colony.
Yes I had a post apocalyptic date day.
My boyfriend is the most wonderful person in this world.
ok going to bed now.
Guess what Fred got me for my birthday.
HOLY GOD YES
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Kony Announces Resignation
Breaking: Joseph Kony has announced his resignation as head of the LRA as a response to the Kony 2012 campaign.
Joseph Kony has announced his resignation as head of the LRA, Ugandas infamous militia force, as a response to the massive poster campaign taking place across Western cities.
“I wasn’t afraid at first, i didnt think they would try this,” Kony was quoted as saying. “But when i saw 4 people putting up posters in Basildon, i became extremely scared for my safety. They want to take me to The Hague. I cant stand Holland. Too flat. I will hereby tender my resignation.”
The news was warmly recepted by participators in the campaign. “Im sooooo glad we finally showed the world what WE are capable of if we ALL pull together!” said one white girl in London. “Im just so glad he has been stopped, now hopefully the country of Africa will be ok!”
Some, however, have not taken to the news so well. Kony 2012 founder Jason Russell was quoted as saying: “HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MAINTAIN AN ERECTION WITH ALL YOU PEOPLE LOOKING AT ME?!?! IM JUST WALKING MY PENIS. LEAVE ME ALONE!”
Whether or not the organisation will go on to undertake further operations is currently not confirmed, but one thing is for sure; white people always win.
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